Action Songs Page 3

Early morning, late at night
Two dead dogs got to fight
One blind man to see fair play
One dumb to shout ' HURRAY '

Chorus
Fancy..... ( 3x ) that
Eh fancy..... ( 3x ) that

A paralyzed dog came walking by
Hit the blind man in the eye
Kick him through a six - foot wall
Into a ditch and dump them all

Chorus

I was lying on my bed
The doctor thought I was dead
He bought me a coffin and put me in
I jump out and he jump in

GONGXI ( 3x ) NI
EH GONGXI ( 3x ) NI

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Masa bill bill bill ( repeat )
Masa bili om cam pa ( repeat )
Om cam pa sarina pom

Enaka dina dina dina ( repeat )
Enaka dina om cam pa ( repeat )
Om cam pa serina pooni
Om cam pa sarina pom

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Phss..... PIA!
I caught a baby bumble bee

I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee ( 2x )
Oh mame, please come see
I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee

Ouch! It stung me
I'm squeezing on my baby bumble bee ( 2x )
Oh mame, please come see
I'm squeezing on my baby bumble bee

Oh! It's messy
I'm licking on my baby bumble bee ( 2x )
Oh mame, please come see
I'm licking on my baby bumble bee

Oh! It's yakky
I'm spitting out my baby bumble bee PUI! ( 2x )
Oh mame, please come see
I'm spitting out my baby bumble bee PUI!

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Sitting on the toilet bowl
Backside feeling cool
Sitting on the seat
Squeezing out the shit
Sitting on the toilet bowl
Pshh..... !

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Bom chika bom (2x)
Bom chika waka chika waka chika bom (2x)
Oh yeah (2x)
Right on (2x)
Let's make it faster (2x)

* Keep adding parts as follows:
Slower, Angrier, Sadder, Sexier, Musical etc.

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Waka shi wa ( 2x )
O mei ko no ( 2x )
Wu mei mei
Ku ru ( 2x )
Shh shh ge peep ( 2x )
Shh shh ge peep peep peep peep peep

* Keep adding parts as follows:
Slower, Angrier, Sadder, Sexier, Musical etc.

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Hmm mm goes a little green frog one day
Hmm mm goes a little green frog
Hmm mm goes a little green frog one day
And one day they all go hmm mm ah

And one day they go
Sha la la ( 3x )
And one day they go
Hmm mm ah

* Keep adding parts as follows:
Snake / pss, Cat / meow, Dog / ow, Cow / moo etc.

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Ole ya heh
Ole ya a e a ye ole cuckoo ( 2x )
La la la ( 2x )

Ole ya heh
Ole ya a e a ye ole cuckoo cuckoo ( 2x )
La la la ( 3x )

* Keep adding parts as follows:
3 koos, 4 koos etc.

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Oh an Austrian man yondering through a mountain top hike
When along came an avalanche interrupting his cris

Oh . . . le . . . he
Oh le he, oh le he, hush
Oh . . . le he, oh le he, hush

Oh an Austrian man yondering through a mountain top hike
When along came a fizzy bear interrupting his cris

Oh . . . le . . . he
Oh le he, oh le he, hush, grrr
Oh . . . le he, oh le he, hush, grrr

Oh an Austrian man yondering through a mountain top hike
When along came a milking maid interrupting his cris

Oh . . . le . . . he
Oh le he, oh le he, hush, grrr, shiss
Oh . . . le he, oh le he, hush, grrr, shiss

Oh an Austrian man yondering through a mountain top hike
When along came a St. Peter's dog interrupting his cris

Oh . . . le . . . he
Oh le he, oh le he, hush, grrr, shiss, hairrr
Oh . . . le he, oh le he, hush, grrr, shiss, hairrr

Oh an Austrian man yondering through a mountain top hike
When along came a pretty maid interrupting his cris

Oh . . . le . . . he
Oh le he, oh le he, hush, grrr, shiss, hairrr, mrrss
Oh . . . le he, oh le he, hush, grrr, shiss hairrr, mrrss

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I am a tex ( 2x )
I am a texas style
And I come from the country where the cowboys are
I can march
I can swim
I can throw a rope and run
And can shoot very well
With my six footer gun

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